A.L.T. Al Alex
Aldo
fucker
asshole
pinche-guey. Define me as you see fit, for I define myself

 

Ah fuck i did it again lol

keep coming onto my computer and posting to this blog even though i lost the password haay 

i’m not this blog anymore I am linguistsnightmare-blog.tumblr.com

swevenfox:
“ This was a lil commission picked from FR because of reasons. They wanted a fox - a fox. I could not refuse that. Missed drawing foxes and this was especially tempting - a star-fox.
A star-fox.
This was so much fun oAo
”

swevenfox:

This was a lil commission picked from FR because of reasons. They wanted a fox - a fox. I could not refuse that. Missed drawing foxes and this was especially tempting - a star-fox. 

A star-fox.

This was so much fun oAo

ohmygil:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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this week on: Britain thinks its special and thinks america copies everything from Britain.

(Source: guiltyfilthycasuals)

puppytube:
“ psychic pokemon
they’ve always been my favorite because they’re ugly & weird
”

puppytube:

psychic pokemon

they’ve always been my favorite because they’re ugly & weird

thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ weepingdildo:
“ Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
”
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

weepingdildo:

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

(Source: zechery)

The End of an Era

ankh-st:

Hey so I forgot my password for these blogs and had to make new one. So I followed all my homiez from tumblr as linguistsnightmare-blog lol sorry guys but this is the end of these blogz. My e-mail doesn’t exist anymore and the password is un reclaimable… Lucky enough I was still logged in on my computer to get my follower list and say goodbye… goodbye, if you like me and my posts feel free to follow my new blog, to be determined soon… maybe tobedetermined would be a good name… 

right now it is linguistsnightmare-blog.tumblr.com

Bottom line is, even if you see ‘em coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can’t help that. It’s what you do afterwards that counts. That’s when you find out who you are.

Joss Whedon
(via wordpainting)

cacnea:
“Here is the Ultra High Quality (14,000 x 10,000 pixels) link to the Alola Region map some of you were asking for! Explore the Alola Region until your heart’s content in HD!
Here is the link.
Thanks @pony-farts for the link!
”

cacnea:

Here is the Ultra High Quality (14,000 x 10,000 pixels) link to the Alola Region map some of you were asking for! Explore the Alola Region until your heart’s content in HD!

Here is the link.

Thanks @pony-farts for the link!

phan-is-sempiternal:
“ mousathe14:
“ gehayi:
“ profeminist:
“ Tampons are a “luxury item” ”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines...

phan-is-sempiternal:

mousathe14:

gehayi:

profeminist:

Tampons are a “luxury item”

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Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

That’s.., that’s insane.

what the fuck did i just read